‘How Far Can You Go Before Resigning?’ DUP Board Game To Be Released For Christmas

clip-art-board-games-638602The BBC has revealed that they’re in early talks to produce a new TV quiz show based on the upcoming ‘How Far Can You Go Before Resigning?’ board game, depending on how many sales it manages this winter.

The board game, which closely resembles Monopoly with party members accumulating more houses the longer they remain a DUP MLA or MEP despite serious indiscretions, will offers players countless scenarios where they have to decide if it’s a resignation-worthy incident or not.

The fictitious politicians’ misdemeanours include:

  • Stealing ice-cream off children in Portrush
  • Caught on camera clapping at election posters burning on bonfires
  • Running naked through a field in Magherafelt
  • Letting their dog defecate in Ormeau Park and smirking at it
  • Pretending to work
  • Letting down the tyres of the Tyrone team bus before a big game
  • Giving the fingers to voters and laughing after being elected

The board game developers have admitted they’ve yet to invent a scenario which could result in a DUP resignation but revealed they are working on it. Two possible scenarios being considered are being caught playing on swings on a Sunday in a play-park in Larne, and privately admitting to another member that the RHI thing was a bit dodgy.

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