Lockdown Exposes Fact That Men Only Good For Putting Out The Bins

0_GettyImages-855815510The current Covid crisis has confirmed what many women in the county have suspected for decades – that men are only good for putting out bins and nothing else. 

A survey in a local magazine about strawberries confirmed 95% of women recently discovered that when most men say they’ve work to do in the shed, they simply sharpen tools that they never use and just put the bins out once a week, grunting.

One anonymous replier, Sadie from Eskra, commented:

“For years he’d be hammering and scraping away in that shed and I was too busy in the house to find out what he’s at. Now I see it all. He’s doing buck all, sharpening away at a saw I’ve never seen him use. Even when he puts the bins out he makes it out to be a big job and comes back sweating and stuff and looking tea.”

Over 90% of women complained that even the bins were not put out correctly and that more often than not, half the rubbish will have spilled out from the house to the end of the driveway by the time he’s left it out.

In other news, a Brocagh woman has told her husband that she’s addicted to social distancing at home and that she may need to extend it for another 24 months.

 

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Posted on May 16, 2020, in Brocagh, Eskra and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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