Large Russian Crowd Expected In Croke To Cheer On Clogher In Further Threat To Fivemiletown
Following recent news that Fivemiletown is on a Russian military target list, a large Russian Clogher-supporting contingent is expected to descend on Croke Park tomorrow to cheer on the Eire Ogs to further intimidate their Fivemiletown neighbours.
It has also been reported that Clogher locals have welcomed Russian penpals in recent weeks in what is seen as a move to make sure that the hit on Fivemiletown is accurate and doesn’t harm their own village.
Long-time Clogher supporter Henry Bogue admitted that he didn’t mind the extra support:
“I’m sure they’re only using us to spook the Fivemiletown ones but to be honest, we’ll be glad of the extra noise. I was told that them Kerry ones are bringing French people with them from over the water so this evens things up. If we win, it’ll be White Russians all-around.”
Fivemiletown has yet to comment on Clogher’s friendship with the Russians but wishes them all the best anyway in the final.
Posted on January 10, 2026, in Clogher, Fivemiletown and tagged Clogher, croke park, Fivemiletown, russia. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
Tyrone Tribulations 
If we win, it’ll be White Russians all-around.”
I’m behind on the latest cocktails .
In my day we drank “Black Russians” and “Ivan the Terribles”
No, No please, please don’t ask what was in the “Ivans”
Just accept they lived up to their name, particularly the day after the night before!
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Clogher ones wouldn’t be deadly for accuracy
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