Tyrone To Hold Cute Hoor Competition To Raise Funds For All Ireland Final
Are you the cutest hoor in Tyrone? If so, get your plans in order and attend the ‘Cutest Hoor In Tyrone’ competition to be held in a field in Augher on Sunday 5th September at 3pm.
The competition is expected to see 1000s of entrants with various degrees of cute hoorism ranging from grant-swindling to stinginess when paying for drinks in the pub. Male and female hoors who are just cute are asked not to apply.
Posted on August 29, 2021, in GAA. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
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Will Mr Spillane demand that a vaccine cert be required for entry at the gate? Or will that just be for those taking part?
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Will Mr Spillane insist on a vaccine cert upon entry at the field gate? Can we insist on him pronouncing Tyrone properly in return?
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