A mass brawl broke out at an Aughnacloy school this afternoon after parents accused teachers of grinning and winking at them as their children completed the last day of the school year. A P6 teacher was hospitalised after falling on a glass of prosecco.

In video footage leaked to TikTok, teachers were spotted dancing and pointing at parents whilst sipping from what looked like long flutes of champagne. A few parents started throwing rocks at the teachers, with the school staff responding by giving them the fingers, as well as the VP baring his backside whilst singing ‘cheerio’.

The Education Authority has urged teachers not to rub it in at this time of the year and to be mindful that parents face 60 consecutive days of having to entertain their own children.

“It’s not easy for the poor parents. Teachers only have them for 8 hours a day five days a week. These poor parents now are faced with raring their own children for two months and having to recharge ipads and phones every night. Teachers need to be wary of this and stop drinking and frollicking at school gates at this time of the year.”

The Aughnacloy brawl ended after the Principal smashed a Peroni bottle over the head of Fr Kelly’s son by mistake, who is in P6.