East Tyrone’s First Driverless Bus Called In After Stopping Off At Falls Bar For ‘Pints’

Technicians are investigating the programming of East Tyrone’s first driverless bus after it stopped at a pub two minutes into its maiden test drive from Washingbay to the Tamnamore car park, sending a text message to the control centre that just said ‘pints’.

The bus, which was to ferry 25 passengers on a test drive from Derrylaughan GAA to the Tamnamore Park and Ride near the M1, a 3.6-mile journey, stopped half a mile into the drive, parking just outside Falls Bar and opening its doors.

The expert behind the initiative, Killyman engineer Oscar McVeigh, was at a loss to explain the detour:

“To be honest, I didn’t even know the bus could send us messages. To receive ‘pints’ as a text message from the driverless bus was exciting but also terrifying. We’ll go again tomorrow and maybe try a different route that has no pub. I wasn’t aware that AI could be fond of the drink.”

Technicians are also investigating the possibility that the pub’s owner had a cousin involved in programming the vehicle’s brain.

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Posted on July 22, 2025, in GAA. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Quite the folly, yet so very human. After all, AI is just an aggregate of human doings. Perhaps it was just being considerate of its passengers. 🙂

    I get some curious answers from an AI agent I created with ancient texts as part of its resource base. It’s called Citi-Zen. https://chatgpt.com/g/g-uYh79albP-citi-zen

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