East Tyrone’s First Driverless Bus Called In After Stopping Off At Falls Bar For ‘Pints’
Technicians are investigating the programming of East Tyrone’s first driverless bus after it stopped at a pub two minutes into its maiden test drive from Washingbay to the Tamnamore car park, sending a text message to the control centre that just said ‘pints’.
The bus, which was to ferry 25 passengers on a test drive from Derrylaughan GAA to the Tamnamore Park and Ride near the M1, a 3.6-mile journey, stopped half a mile into the drive, parking just outside Falls Bar and opening its doors.
The expert behind the initiative, Killyman engineer Oscar McVeigh, was at a loss to explain the detour:
“To be honest, I didn’t even know the bus could send us messages. To receive ‘pints’ as a text message from the driverless bus was exciting but also terrifying. We’ll go again tomorrow and maybe try a different route that has no pub. I wasn’t aware that AI could be fond of the drink.”
Technicians are also investigating the possibility that the pub’s owner had a cousin involved in programming the vehicle’s brain.


Quite the folly, yet so very human. After all, AI is just an aggregate of human doings. Perhaps it was just being considerate of its passengers. 🙂
I get some curious answers from an AI agent I created with ancient texts as part of its resource base. It’s called Citi-Zen. https://chatgpt.com/g/g-uYh79albP-citi-zen
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