Windmill GFC’s recent revival has met a bump in the road after their new manager, an AI Bot called Takehimdowntefeck, glitched and ordered a takeaway during a friendly game instead of a substitution.

The AI bot, which manages the squad from a laptop, was said to provide state-of-the-art management and training until the glitch.

Windmill officials boasted of how it:

• Doesn’t sleep, eat or shite – saving money and time
• Can be put in a laptop case and thrown into the river if it loses
• You can change its voice (eg Clint Eastwood, Polly Parton) depending on the result or halftime score
• Leaves an extra seat in the dugout for a spare goalkeeper etc

The glitch came at a crucial point in the friendly game with the Windmill a point down, only to see a chip van pull up and a fish supper making its way to the home dugout.

This wasn’t the first time the AI manager caused trouble. In a friendly away to Brocagh, the poor WiFi signal there meant most of the decisions were only half understood.

There were also concerns that the AI manager was eyeing up Hawkeye during a Windmill trip to Croke Park.