After another night of sub-zero temperatures, Castlederg has officially launched its bid to host the 2038 Winter Olympics, with the hope that Healy Park will come on board and be used as the centre for skating and curling.

With the thermometer reaching minus six (-6) last night, Castlederg was colder than parts of the Alps around 3am. In recent years, a clatter of sherpas have made their home in Castlederg, such is the demand for guides through the Derg’s more treacherous areas.

Tourism in the area will greatly benefit if they get the decision, especially the deli in the local shop, which comes highly recommended.

Barra Best, who has helped put Castlederg on the world map with his highest and lowest temperatures throughout the year, will be asked to light the opening day torch. If unavailable that day, they are to ask Coolio the rapper or John Lynch.

A statue to Barra is to be discussed if they get the rights for the 2038 gig.