Anti-Elon Musk Bonfire Appears In Tamnamore As Orange Order Protest Against ‘No Flags On Mars’ Policy

Twitter owner Elon Musk has felt the backlash of South Tyrone bonfire makers after a replica of one of his rockets appeared on a bonfire in Tamnamore in protest of his ‘no flags or bonfires on Mars’ policy.

Musk, who also knows how to say hello in Irish, recently confirmed during a meeting with the DUP in New York that there would be a strict ban on 12th of July paraphernalia on the planet Mars if humans ever manage to settle there in the near future.

Speaking on behalf of the Tamnamore Bonfire Committee (TBC), William Hopkins explained:

“Musk will need to think twice about this policy. The Mars he is depicting sounds like one devoid of culture and tradition. We even told him that if he allows bonfires on Mars, we’ll stick his arch-rival Zuckerberg the Facebook boy on the top on ours on the new planet. You can’t get more cultural than that. Teslas are shite anyway.”

The DUP have yet to comment on the bonfire as they await confirmation of whether Mars is real or not, according to the bible.

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