The Tribulation Two Arrested And Charged. Six Months Hard Labour In Tattyreagh

prison-bars-2Following the news earlier in the week that both Tyrone Tribulations journalists were at large and on the run from the PSNI’s lie-eradicating team, authorities confirmed that the writers were finally tracked down in a shed in Glenelly, arrested and charged.

Hiding behind a cow, both men gave themselves up without much resistance apart from a bucket of water which was thrown in the direction of one of the officers. The Facebook campaign to show support for the outlawed journalists failed to garner much support with only 13 likes picked up in four days, two of which were from the men themselves.

A solicitor for the pair was unable to present any sober form of defence as a kangaroo court in Omagh found the men guilty of 189 lies over the course of two years. They received a 6-month sentence which is to be carried out in a field in Tattyreagh cutting up rocks for the county’s three stonemasons. Other conditions include no access to laptops or electronic devices in that time period and any postings on the Tyrone Tribulations website will result in the stiffer penalty of moving to a field in Loughmacrory.

Speaking from his cell, Gombeen admitted:

“It was good oul craic, these last couple of years. But, and this is a lesson to the children, your past catches up with you. We wouldn’t call it lies – more like being relaxed with the truth. But sure the site will still be there for anyone to browse over the 200 stories if they’re that bored out of their skulls.”

Shengas McGlumphie was unable to comment as he had already been placed in solitary confinement for writing a story on the walls of his cell about a Moortown man who unsuccessfully travelled to Africa to pick up the $45 million fortune a mysterious e-mailer told him he’d been left by a relation he didn’t know existed, before being eaten by a tribe of Ardboe settlers in Nigeria.

Adiós Amigos.

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About Gombeen

Trying hard to make it up.

Posted on October 3, 2014, in Ardboe, Glenelly, Loughmacrory, Moortown, Omagh, Tattyreagh and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Noooo!!!!This cannot be the end!!!!!

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  2. This is yet another lie!

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  3. The silence since is deeeffnin
    When is the jail bereak this can’t be allowed to happen
    mind u just spotted a new site Malaga MISERIES cOULD THEY HAVE GONE THE WAY OF Q O’Nail already.

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