Ireland is on the cusp of an amazing bid to host the 2044 Olympics after the IOC (International Olympic Committee) accidentally watched the Tyrone/Monaghan NFL game last night on TG4. With the possibility of Casement Park being built by then, and flattening of orchards in Armagh to create space, Ireland is putting together a bid for 2044, with Healy Park in Omagh the epicentre for the swimming event.

The IOC committee met today to consider further doping measures around archery, only to accidentally tune into TG4 on their presentation screen instead of the PowerPoint. President Duncan Badhew commented:

“This is exactly what we’ve been waiting for. A gigantic swimming pool with a good viewing gallery. We could run two events at the same time in that pool at Healy Park. This is a big opportunity for Ireland.”

The Tyrone tourism board was alerted immediately and today will see teams of volunteers scrubbing the tin men in Strabane, the crosses at Donaghmore and Ardboe, the chair at Tullyhogue as well as lifting any rubbish around the Folk Park, Gortin Glen and Drum Manor.

Leaflets have also been distributed to Moortown ones to be on their best behaviour when the IOC arrives for an inspection of the county.