An Eglish social media influencer has promised to pish on cars that aren’t within their lines at carparks or parked in disabled spots without a badge, especially in the bigger towns like Dungannon, Coalisland, Cookstown and Omagh.

Malachy Jordan, who also describes himself as a social justice warrior, admitted to secretly pishing on cars already that were badly parked, but didn’t record it.

In a post on the Tiktok last week, he announced:

“There will be no exceptions and I’ll specifically target big motors like Range Rovers. If I see their tyres touching the lines and making it hard for others to get out of their car doors, I’ll pish on their wheels and maybe the door handle if I can get it up that far. It drives me mental. Especially those with personalised numberplates. It’s usually them.”

Jordan has a following of over 1.2 million people on social media, mostly accrued after he made videos last year of bursting the tyres of tractors that were holding up traffic on small roads.