One of the astronauts on the Artemis shuttle heading around the back of the moon told Houston that the dark side reminded him of the time he visited his ‘second cousin in Moygashel in 1999’. Additionally, a ball Kevin Hughes kicked in the 2008 All-Ireland Final was also found in a small crater. Finally, the scaffolding of a red diesel plant was also discovered with the name of a family in South Tyrone written on the Nissen hut.

Glover Cock, one of the lead astronauts on the mission, was asked by headquarters to describe the scene as they scooted around the back of the moon in third gear. He commented:

“It’s dark and a bit dead. It reminds me of my holidays in Ireland in ’99 in a small village called Moygashel. Loads of potholes. The only thing missing is a few flags and some sinister graffiti.”

Meanwhile, O’Neills have asked the next mission to retrieve the ball the astronauts saw in a crater with ‘2008 All Ireland Final’ written on it. Scientists have confirmed that it was the ball from a great score Kevin Hughes hit in that final.

Finally, the early stages of a red diesel plant seem to have been scuppered by the mission. The Daly family has yet to comment.