Shock As Early Drawing Confirms St Patrick Liked Beans With His Fry

Saint-Patrick copyViolent skirmishes have broken outside churches, parades and pubs this morning after it emerged that St Patrick not only loved a fry in the morning but that he also took a slap of beans with it. 

The recent revelation emerged after a Strabane man discovered a drawing in his attic which depicted Patrick sitting down in a field near Dungannon, eating what looked like 3 sausages, 2 rashers of bacon, a fried egg, a fried tomato, potato bread, soda bread and mushrooms, all drowned in a healthy portion of baked beans.

Bean apologist Maggie Graham (58) from Aghaloo admitted it changes nothing for her:

“I’ve always been a big fan of Patrick and the fact that he slapped beans on the fry makes him even more of a hero. Some of the anti-bean brigade need to calm the frig down. There was no need for the boos during Hail Glorious St Patrick song at Mass this morning.”

However, Cappagh resident Henry Harris (71) was less accepting of the news:

That’s it for me. I always had my doubts about Patrick and his affiliation with Gortin GAA and all, but the beans thing disgusts me. From now on it’s St Brigid or nothing. Any man putting beans on his fry has a major question mark over him.”

Police have called for calm after rival beans-on-fry gangs were engaged in a 3-hour kicking session near Edendork Hall at 9am this morning.

Meanwhile the drawing has been taken to a big house for inspection.

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Posted on March 17, 2019, in Aghaloo, Cappagh, Dungannon, GAA, Gortin, Strabane and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Did he have black puddin’ on his plate too?

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