Minute Silence At GAA Match Held For Man Who’s Still Alive

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Mr Tally was just shopping

A 76-year old pensioner, who popped out to Tesco for a few goods, was presumed dead after he failed to return home within six hours, resulting in a minute’s silence being observed for Leo Tally at a GAA friendly between Strabane and Urney.

The mistake was made after his wife of 49 years, Betty Tally, told neighbours he was ‘probably dead’ after he hadn’t returned due to the fact that he hated shops, spending money and big crowds, especially in the run up to Christmas. Mrs Tally has since said she was only codding and didn’t really mean for the local team’s manager to believe her.

The minute silence was interrupted when a spectator shouted:

“Sure that’s Leo Tally standing over there in the red raincoat”

whilst pointing at Tally who was also observing the minute silence, having missed who it was actually for.

Tally, a local playing legend from the 1960s, added:

“I was at Tesco for ages because everything I wanted to buy was on offer, 3 for the price of 2, so I ended up buying 3 of everything I wanted. That was about 120 items.”

Although Tally returned home before heading out to the game, his wife neglected to tell him she had informed others of his untimely passing.

“At first I was laughing about it but when I think back, I’m a bit annoyed that there were a few lads sniggering away during my minute silence and some were eating mineral and crisps. I’ll be having a word.

Strabane GAA have issued an apology to Mr Tally but reassured him that when he does die they’ll make sure everyone observes the silence perfectly.

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Posted on November 28, 2015, in GAA, Strabane, Urney and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. A Christmas miracle! Arose from the walking dead of Tesco!

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