In a reaction to the Armagh/Monaghan supporter brawl on Hill 16 at the weekend, Croke Park officials have revealed that only good fighters from Ulster counties will be allowed into the section, in order to end fights quickly.

Video footage of the brawl on Saturday revealed that no one could really throw a punch which resulted in the fight lasting longer than it should have, allowing other supporters time to video it.

Croke Park strategist Gordon McCartney confirmed:

“Yea, to take the bad look off it all, we’re getting all Ulster supporters to punch one of them punchbags you get in the amusements on the TV in America, on the way in. If you’re too wasted on the Buckfast or homebrew, you’re not going to perform well enough to stand on the Hill. We need fights ending in seconds with a quick 1-2 and no camera footage.”

The new measures will be put in place for the Derry/Kerry game, with only the hardest Oak Leaf men and women allowed into Hill 16 for the game.