FEED THE O’RAHILLY’S

We emailed leaders and celebs across the globe to get their take on Clonoe’s victory over Carrickmore in the county final yesterday. Here is a sample response:

“Holy fook – the carmen were defeated? God darn it. I’d a dollar on Team Barney to bring home the bacon. You do the Math. Have a nice day.” President Obama

“Wonderful news. Do I prefer the O’Rahilly’s over Carrickmore? That would be an ecumenical matter. Let’s just say their weekly donations are healthier. There’s a lot of money in Clonoe. The McGraths and all.” POPE FRANCIS

“What?” Paul McCartney

“Stunning. To see the wee faces of the Clonoe ones brought a tear to my eye. Time for Brocagh, Derrytresk and Derrylaughan to get up off their arses and donate their players to Coney Park. Like feeder clubs. Feed the O’Rahilly’s.” Bob Geldof

“Wow. Just wow. LOL. WTF?” MILEY CYRUS

“Jaysus.” Pope Benedict XVI

“Great to see a six-county team prevail again. Another blow to the republic. No surrender.” SAMMY WILSON

“I’d say Tessie’s got some hammering last night. They’ll be ripping in Falls’ Bar.” VICTORIA BECKHAM

“I regret giving Big Oz the advice about using cooking gloves.” PAT JENNINGS

“What?” JENNIFER ANISTON

“Shocked. Gormley was the toughest marker I ever faced. Showed a healthy interest in my ma too.” LIONEL MESSI

“I’d like to echo Sammy’s comments. Up the Wahillys.” JAMIE BRYSON

“Catch yerself on Bryson.” BARRY MCELDUFF