East Tyrone Eating Establishment Under Investigation For Selling Underground Cowboy Suppers In April

Cowboy-Supper-Eating-Northern-Irish-Food-in-Northerrn-Ireland-by-Bangor-NI-13A well known fast food outlet in the east of the county is reportedly being investigated for trading in illegal cowboy suppers since early April under the noses of the police in the town.

Although we’re unable to identify the establishment for legal reasons, it has been confirmed that over 400 portions of the popular sausages, beans and chips dish were sold in the first two weeks in April in disused bus shelters and outside GAA grounds under the cover of darkness.

Additionally, two police officers are currently suspended pending investigation having been accused of buying two cowboy suppers on the night of Easter Sunday. Local comedian and bird watcher Peter Campbell added:

“I’m saying nothing but it wasn’t too hard to get one if you were really craving it. We all knew where to go. People need to be careful though. No salt was provided and you can forget about vinegar being added. People need to be aware of that before buying or at least know to provide their own.”

Tins of Lilt were also available for much cheaper than the local supermarkets.

Meanwhile, local men have been urged to stop wearing retro tight shorts during the spell of good weather. 

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