FOR SALE

Metal set of drawers. Stood the test of time. Sleeps six children. Great for big traditional family. DREGISH

Collection of old people. Retirement home fire-sale. No real bother apart from wiping and scraping. DUNGANNON

Cheap Divorces! End the misery today! OMAGH

Home-made portable toilet. Great for attending GAA or soccer games or going to a march. Serviced recently. GLENELLY

Have you had a heart attack or died? We can help. Cardiac Discussion Group. ARDBOE

Freshly cut Christmas Trees. Can be delivered by December 28th. Local produce. FINTONA

Part-time head-lice puller. Great with children. BROCAGH

Turkey for sale. Only partially eaten. Wasn’t stuffed. STRABANE

Donkey with a red cowboy hat on. Answers to Hetty. Do not look direct in eye. EDENDORK