Dungannon Man Hailed A ‘Hero’ After Slicing Soda Bread Perfectly Down The Middle

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A Dungannon bouncer was celebrated across the county today after it emerged he managed to cut a soda bread exactly down the middle with a kitchen knife before loading it into the toaster this morning.

Patrick McNally, who, coincidentally, was sacked three weeks ago from his job in a bakery in the town for refusing to ice a cake with “Up Coalisland” on it, admitted it was a result of sheer determination as well as staying sober the night before:

“I’ve been slicing sodas for 44 years and never have I managed to slice her right down the middle. Last week I completely missed the soda and stuck the whole side of it into one section of the toaster. I’m delighted. If I can do it, others can with persistence and staying off the drink.”

McNally posted his achievement on Instagram, earning over 300 likes and 24 comments.

In other news, a Gortin woman reversed the whole way to Fintona last night.

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Posted on April 13, 2019, in Dungannon, Fintona, Gortin and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. confirmation that the night before precludes perfect soda slicing – wish someone had told me years ago!

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