Bridge From Ireland To Scotland Plans Abolished Due To Potholes Already Appearing On Final Drafts

Artist’s impression of the road out of Larne

Plans for a £20b bridge between Larne and Stranraer were shelved before the start of any construction due to potholes appearing on the one-year-old drafts. One of the holes, which had a diameter of 5 metres, would have taken five years to be fixed on the actual drafts, and 15 years in reality, according to the Department of Infrastructure.

Additionally, an argument over the bulb wattage for the road lamps between Scotland and Ireland was attempting to derail the plans anyway, with the Scots favouring 40 watt bulbs as opposed to the 60 watts demanded by the Stormont government. Larne had also favoured the 60 watt bulbs as it would light up their town a good bit in order to highlight its majesty.

Omagh man Patrick Kelly, who tarmacs roads around Lough Neagh, expressed his anger at the shelving:

“What in under God is the problem with a few potholes? There’s a pothole outside Tattyreagh and it’s so big that people from America come over to photograph it and buy the tea towels commemorating it. Snowflakes the lot of them.”

The £20bn is to be split between the two interested parties, with Larne one proposing a £10bn bonfire and some biscuits.

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Posted on November 24, 2021, in Omagh and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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