Tyrone Men Urged To Keep Wearing Masks Til 2025

A survey by Tyrone Country Life magazine has found that over 80% of women in the region have recommended to their partners that they should continue to wear masks ‘for the foreseeable future’, with some hoping to see them used until 2025 at least.

Although society is bracing itself for a reduced need for mask-wearing as the year progresses, many men in the county will be asked by partners to continue to wear masks around the house, or when going out for a family meal.

One survey participant from Caledon pulled no punches as to why this may be the case:

“To be honest, it has made my life a lot more palatable not having to look at his twisted bake every living minute he’s about. Even at social functions, I can tolerate him being associated with me if he’s mostly covered up. Many previously unsuccessful men would get a curt at the dance hall if they kept the mask on. It’s in their interest.”

Surprisingly, many men in the same poll also suggested wearing it for a couple more years, mostly due to the fact that they can curse repeatedly under their breath without being caught, mostly at close family members.

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Posted on January 25, 2022, in Caledon and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Mask Horoscope: masked up to, and even over, the eyeballs is the trend for 2022 . UUP men in particular have to be careful of what their fingers are tweeting despite no ocular control. Beware the far-reaching impact of tweetery over the years, whether masked or not

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