Moy Woman Warns ‘Tang’ Husband Over Love For His Scania V8

o_saab-scania-car-jacket-74c1A Moy civil servant has publicly announced she will throw her husband out of the house if he continues his love affair for his Scania V8 and general ‘tang’ lifestyle. Kelly Trucker, who admits to once having a liking for life on the road, didn’t realise the extent of her husband’s love for the tang experience.

“It’s just embarrassing now. We had a Christening in Armagh to go to last week and Roger arrived in his Scania jacket, Ben Sherman shirt open to the naval with oil stains, gold necklace, brown belt, denims and his Super Hampton boots – the same clothes he slept in. This is not the silage cutter I fell in love with as a teenager. That’s just full-on tang.”

Kelly admits the breaking point came when he suggested a weekend away in Donegal.

“I was thinking he was being all romantic. As it turned out we slept in his V8 Topline on two planks and them tassel curtains blowing about with newspapers Sellotaped to the windows for privacy.  Then in the middle of the night I caught him looking at a photo in his wallet. It was a newer V8 Scania with 6 spot lights, 4 spots in the visor and a side pipe. I was humilaited. I’d have felt better if it had been a woman from Eglish. If I hear ‘Friends In Low Places’ one more time….”

Roger Trucking doesn’t know what all the fuss is about:

“She’s overreacting, hi. Kelly fell for me when I cut my teeth on the grass and the magic is still there. My HGV licence changes nothing. She used to love the R620 flat out to the wire on the Armagh Road doing drops in Newry. Jaysus she can pull high, hi. Now I’ve the V8 and she’s all jealous like.”

Kelly has given Roger 48 hours to ditch the V8 and dress like a normal Moy man.

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Posted on January 20, 2014, in Eglish, Moy and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. What has this got to do with Scania MACs an ole trucks

    Early Impressions of Lifestyle Shop Tang Tang Tang Tang
    China-themed luxury lifestyle store Tang Tang Tang Tang.
    (From tangtangtangtang.com)

    The China-themed store by Hong Kong entrepreneur Sir David Tang, Tang Tang Tang Tang, opened at a busy junction in the Moy, taking over the entire ground floor of a historic building that also houses popular bar-restaurant The Pawn. In just two weeks of launch, it is already exuding an unmistakable tang of confidence.

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  2. if it was me lov a would be spending is hard money ever week and let him sleep in the lorry lol

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