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Health Experts Reveal Majority Of Mental Health Referrals Due To Lockdown Family Quiz Trauma On Zoom
The Irish Health Agency ‘Mathatters’ has revealed that 70% of referrals in 2024 so far have been due to trauma caused by having a series of family quizzes online during lockdown.
Dr Peter Campbell, who plasters walls in his spare time, admitted that the family quizzes have left siblings ‘shaking with fear’ as soon as they see laptops or hear the Skype ringtone.
“It appears that the quizzes would end up in heavy online drinking sessions with a few home truths told by the end of the session, usually in the early hours of the morning. Then they’d do it all again the following week. The quizzes were just a distraction before the slagging started. Some families haven’t spoken to each other since it, usually over a question about county nicknames.”
Meanwhile, Tyrone supporters have been asked to be careful on the Glenshane Pass this Sunday as the dippers were spotting doing trial runs tonight.
Violence Erupts At Pub Quiz Over World War Question
Artist’s impression of quiz fight
The organizers of a Cookstown Pub Quiz have admitted that strict regulations on mobile phone technology may have been a reason for the violent scenes witnessed during last night’s Monday Night Quiz in Mullavan’s Pub.
Police were called to the venue at 11pm after three windows were smashed and furniture broken following a tie-break question, which caused a difference of opinion, to see who would finish in last place.
The question – ‘Which world war came first – World War I or World War II?’ saw The Sinister Pumpkins answer WWI with Badger Breeders adamant it was WWII. The Quiz Master awarded the points to Badger Breeders, sparking an aggressive debate and accusations of underhand tactics before a glass was thrown at a supporter of the winning team. Within minutes an all-out brawl engulfed the premises.
Paul O’Farrell, captain of The Sinister Pumpkins, told us from his bed:
“This was blatant favoritism. Everyone knows that WWI was first – there should be no debate about this. That’s why it’s called One and not Two. I can’t believe we even had this discussion, never mind a brawl.”
Kieran Molloy of the Sinister Pumpkins disagreed:
“If you invented a time machine and started traveling back in time, then you would encounter WWII first as it is most recent to us. It makes sense to me. The whole wording of it is a side issue. Sure didn’t The Hobbit movies come out after The Lord of the Rings movies and that’s all messed up when you think about it. Same with Star Wars – the prequel one which came out after the first ones in the picture-houses which were actually earlier chronologically. And who’s to say Jaws 3 didn’t happened before Jaws 2, in real life like.”
Pub owner Eoin Mullavan admits a simple Google search on someone’s phone would have solved the dispute but a strict policy on technological devices prevented their use. He added that he personally believes WWII was first but would surf the answer later.
Tyrone Tribulations 