The Irish Health Agency ‘Mathatters’ has revealed that 70% of referrals in 2024 so far have been due to trauma caused by having a series of family quizzes online during lockdown.

Dr Peter Campbell, who plasters walls in his spare time, admitted that the family quizzes have left siblings ‘shaking with fear’ as soon as they see laptops or hear the Skype ringtone.

“It appears that the quizzes would end up in heavy online drinking sessions with a few home truths told by the end of the session, usually in the early hours of the morning. Then they’d do it all again the following week. The quizzes were just a distraction before the slagging started. Some families haven’t spoken to each other since it, usually over a question about county nicknames.”

Meanwhile, Tyrone supporters have been asked to be careful on the Glenshane Pass this Sunday as the dippers were spotting doing trial runs tonight.