Pomeroy Village Council Launches Health Awareness Campaign About People’s Unmentionables

Pomeroy doctor raring to go

Pomeroy doctor raring to go

By Staff Reporter Shengas McGlumphieshengas

Pomeroy Village Council today kicked off a health awareness campaign urging people to stop being embarrassed and to start some plain-talking about their unwhisperables.

“Let’s get to the point”, said Danny Devlin, chairperson of the PVC. “We need to adopt an adult and common sense approach when it comes to health. People in Pomeroy might not like our blunt approach in discussing people’s arses and the like but we’re tackling it head-on. Definitely”.

Asked whether the campaign related specifically to any of the common health threats to adults such as piles or varicose veins, Devlin retorted,

“We can do without the potty-mouth thank you. There’s no place for smut in this campaign. Just honest, clear, unambiguous language about people’s bottom halves. People from the Rock are mad into talking about this stuff”.

However, some of the Council members are privately squeamish about the campaign. One who asked not to be named admitted:

“It’s tara. I mentioned it to someone at mass in Altmore on Sunday and he told me about a problem he’s got with his yoke. Jaysus, I nearly brought the breakfast up all over my trousers. I still feel the bad taste coming on just thinking about it. Does he expect me to be interested just because I’m a doctor?”

Launched with the slogan, ‘Is Everything Quare Down There?’ the campaign says that if people have any problems with their etceteras they should be open and talk to someone, as long as it isn’t anyone in the Council.

“There’s no point skirting round the issue. If someone has a problem with that there stuff down there, we need to discuss it graphically and openly. It’s the only way”, said Devlin, before hurrying off and vomiting into a ditch.

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Posted on April 10, 2013, in Pomeroy, Rock and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I belly laughed out loud. Brilliant.

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