Pomeroy Man Has A Good Long Hard Look At Himself In Mirror

serious-young-man-looking-self-bathroom-mirror_13339-50771A Pomeroy fence-mender revealed to close friends and strangers that he spent nearly five minutes having a good long hard look at himself in his bedroom mirror. 

Matt Grimes (55), who was hungover at the time due to having one drink too many at the Balmoral Show,  maintains he has a fair idea about a few things now and promises to change some stuff and maybe try harder at other stuff.

Outside the Post Office, Grimes explained:

“I’d heard that phrase millions of times, about having long hard looks at yourself. So I tried it. And I can categorically say it’s pure brilliant. I’m gonna quit the drinking, be nicer to children and pray far more. After about 4 minutes of staring I nearly gave thousands to Trocaire but managed to snap out of that. I think 4 minutes is enough.”

Grimes displayed his new persona at the Post Office by buying three Choc Pops for his nephews up the road. The Post Office in Pomeroy sells ice lollies.

Meanwhile, experts at Queen’s University have confirmed that neanderthals did live in Trillick 300’000 years ago. Neanderthal droppings were spotted on a Primary School walk in the woods by P6 pupil Mary Quinn. Quinn received a cheque for £10 from the University which she revealed she’ll spent at the Pomeroy Post Office.

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Posted on May 19, 2019, in Pomeroy, Trillick and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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