Hungover Man Blames Jitters For Buying £50,000 Worth Of Ornaments At Cookstown Auction

1574215140-lobster-in-tangled-lights-ornament-cA Cookstown boiler servicer has been refused a refund after purchasing over 200 items at a charity auction in Cookstown last weekend. 

Patsy Sheehey, who had been at a 40th birthday party until 6am that morning, admitted that although he may have still been intoxicated the morning of the auction, it was the tremors that resulted in him bidding for over 200 items consecutively.

Sheehey returned home with a car full of useless household goods including a freshwater pearl, five broken grandfather clocks, an octopus mermaid ornament, a lobster in tangled lights ornament, a squirrel in underpants ornament, a toilet plunger ornament, a pirate girl pink flamingo ornament and a replica of Steven Hawking’s chair.

“It’s a disaster. I only went to see what an auction was like. I didn’t expect to spend £50’000 and come home with three cracked Belleek Crystal Bells amongst other stuff. It was just the jitters after the drinking session that had me bidding and I didn’t even know it.”

The charity has requested that Sheehey pays up in full by the end of the month, with the money going towards a much needed shelter for lonely and depressed donkeys in the greater East Tyrone area.

Meanwhile, a snowman was built on Tuesday morning at 5am outside Lissan.

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Posted on January 29, 2020, in Cookstown, Lissan and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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