Plasterers Top Sexiest Men Survey. Joiners Finish Last.

After over 4000 votes in a poll carried out by The Tradesman Magazine in Omagh earlier this week, it has emerged that plasterers are the working-men that women desire most, with electricians, stove-fitters and roof-thatchers following closely behind. Joiners, unfortunately, came out bottom of the pile due to having bad knees and multiple limb amputations.

In reasons for giving their votes to plasterers, most women cited big hands, good at bending, stretching and lifting, and having plaster stuck in the hair, giving the men an interesting salt and pepper look as long as they didn’t shower.

On the other hand, joiners are said to be the worst at proposing due to banjaxed knees and having fingers and toes missing.

Bridget Tomney (55) from Cookstown confirmed the findings:

“When we hear that the plasterers are coming in to do the plastering in a new housing development, most of us take a week off work and just watch from our cars at the top of the estate. It’s like that Coke advert when the man drinks his Coke and the women are upstairs watching him. Then the joiners come in and we go back to work.”

This afternoon, Dungannon Tech revealed that they received over 2000 application forms for the Plastering course, including many married men forced to by their wives.

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Posted on June 8, 2022, in Cookstown, Dungannon and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. what about the window-cleaners?
    Where did they come in the survey?
    Asking for a friend

    Liked by 1 person

  2. was that result really clear and transparent? No smears?

    Like

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