Chinese Family Leave Ardboe After Accent Misunderstanding

A quare 'hate' in Ardboe that day

A quare ‘hate’ in Ardboe that day

A beleaguered Chinese family, who fled East Belfast after racial intimidation to settle in Ardboe, have been urged to return to the loughshore resort after a mix-up in accent saw them up roots for the second time in a month after one day in their new home.

Martin Tsang and his family received universal support after they highlighted the racial discrimination taking place in Knocknagoney in Belfast before deciding to settle in Ardboe, a move warmly welcomed by Lord Mayor of Ardboe Francie Forbes.

Tsang, however, was not impressed by Forbes’ welcome on that sunny morning:

“We got out of the car on the Ardboe Road only to be met by Forbes who said ‘there’s quare hate in Ardboe here today’ and he was smiling from ear to ear and winking. Sure we didn’t know he was talking about the heat. Then another man walked past with a fishing rod and said ‘Jaysus the hate will kill you today’. We were in a state of shock.”

The Tsangs persevered and drove up to their house only to be met by the postman looking up at the sun and who uttered ‘We haven’t had hate like this in Ardboe all year. I love the oul hate though. Can’t get enough of it. I suppose youse would be used to the hate now’.

The Tsangs immediately reversed out and set out for BBC studios only to be told of the accent variations along the loughshore.

Meanwhile, Lord Mayor Forbes has urged all schools in the area to work on contentious accent pronunciations, with all P1 teachers told to use the word heat as if rhymed with feet. When told that feet is pronounced fate in the area, the mayor just shook his head.

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Posted on July 12, 2014, in Ardboe and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Ah jaysus bai sure you wouldn’t be long gettin burned with the hate taday.

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