Alcohol-Fuelled ‘Hell’s Grannies’ Evicted From Estate In Eskra

The troublemakers

The troublemakers

Up to nine pensioners have been told to leave an estate in Tyrone after wild around-the-clock bashes kept neighbours up all night for the last three weeks.

The retired gang, who moved in a month ago and have a combined age of 603, have been accused of blasting out loud music at all hours, including Neil Diamond classics mixed with a rave soundtrack. They were also reported for chucking empty beer bottles at passers-by under the cover of darkness as well as drinking lager from the can during broad daylight in the driveway.

Local neighbourhood watch chairman, Patsy Donnelly, reckoned enough is enough:

“Listen, I like old people but you have to draw a line somewhere. Every morning on my way to work you’d see all these pensioners crashed out sleeping on the lawn or over fences. They are not really setting a good example to our younger generation. It appears to me that they are simply drinking their pension money. It’s a disgrace and they’re not wanted here in Eskra.”

A PSNI spokesman confirmed there have been over 42 complaints made about the elderly trouble-makers, with the majority of claims being made about mass brawling in the house between themselves, often spilling over onto the front garden. Noise decibel levels have also been assessed and despite over a dozen warnings, the sounds of Perry Como and Frank Sinatra have increased in volume.

The house-owner, known simply as Boozy Betty (68), maintains it is another example of discrimination against the elderly:

“This is a load of bollocks. We’re doing nothing wrong. Listen, we haven’t long left so give us a bit of leeway,”

she told us before passing out on the pavement.

The pensioners were last seen heading towards Killeeshil.

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Posted on July 7, 2014, in Eskra, Killeeshil and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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