Rise In Erotic Silage Fetishism ‘A Worry’ Says Health Minister

Man in the form for a bit of hay rolling

Man in the form for a bit of hay rolling

A visiting health minister from Norway has alerted local government officials that the levels of farmers rolling around in silage, naked, was probably a bit too high.

Locally called ‘bare hay rolling‘, silage fetishism is said to be particularly popular in Tattyreagh, Loughmacrory, Eglish and Brocagh and is usually performed in the evening when it’s unlikely anyone will be calling to the bespoke silo for a visit.

Professor Nilos Koreen admitted he was surprised at the popularity of silage fetishism in Ulster:

“I’ve been here a month and I’d heard local farmers talking about ‘heading home for a bit of bare hay rolling‘ and smirking so I followed one of them home to see this exciting new farming technique. Little did I know it involved the said farmer throw a bit of fresh silage behind a shed, take off his dungarees and roll around in it naked, shouting things like ‘go on ye blade ye‘ and ‘yahoooo‘ etc. And they’re all at it.”

Tyrone Farmers’ spokesman Francie Mullan responded to allegations that silage fetishism was at an all time high:

“Yiz are making us feel bad, like as if we’re doing something wrong. You people don’t know how lonely an unmarried single farmer can be. There’s no better smell than rancid butter in the evening time, especially after a hard day’s work, and if any of our farmers fancy a roll in the hay where there is a strong presence of yeast prior to the maize being fully fermented, then that’s their business.”

All of the local religious groups have yet to comment on bare hay rolling and have indicated they will furiously search their respective versions of the bible to find out if God, Moses or Jesus said anything about it.

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Posted on January 15, 2016, in Brocagh, Eglish, Loughmacrory, Tattyreagh and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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