Brokenshire Masters Tyrone/Derry Dialect After McKenna Appearance

_90387356_brokenshireThe Secretary of State for Northern Ireland James Brokenshire, who attended the McKenna Cup gaelic football final in Newry, is said to have mastered the mid-Ulster vernacular after spending only two hours in the company of GAA aficionados. 

Despite a drab, one-sided game, Brokenshire appears to have come away from the fixture all the richer from the experience and was even heard to say to his taxi-driver this morning ‘two hands for f**k sake‘ when his driver attempted to steer with one hand.

His advisor and former Conservative back-bencher, Tim Battleford, admitted he was shocked at how quickly Brokenshire has embraced his new surroundings, especially after last night’s attendance in Newry at the Tyrone/Derry final:

“We were watching the tennis this morning and he just jumped out of his seat and shouted at the umpire ‘away a that a ye referee ye bollocks’. The umpire hadn’t done anything wrong. Then when we were driving to the airport he saw a lollipop man stopping traffic and he shouted out the window ‘Hi linesman, are your f**king eyes painted on?”

Later, at Aldergrove airport, Brokenshire reportedly became irate at the length of time it was taking to get his satchel through security and was heard to roar “Let it in ta f**k wud ye“, a phrase he supposedly heard someone in the crowd shout at Colm Cavanagh as Ronan O’Neill made another fruitless run in the full forward line.

Brokenshire was also spotted chatting up his cousin this morning, probably another  after-effect from the McKenna final.

 

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Posted on January 29, 2017, in GAA, tyrone and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Hey, long time visitor – first time commenter. My aunt, Phil she lives in Loughmacrory, but originally from the Lough shore area. She’s convinced herself that I’m Gombeen. (She loves Tyrone T’s – by the way – BTW? – Hmm) . Clearly, I’m not!
    I kinda do stuff for Broadsheet.ie. And (horrible grammatical English to start a sentence with “And”) I love your stuff! I don’t believe I’m writing this, but, “Keep ‘er lit?”

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