Moygashel Rejoice As Trump Fails To Include Them In Shithole Category

 

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Moygashel – not a shithole

A local community leader has labelled today a ‘great day for Moygashel’  after it emerged that the American president Donal Trump did not include them in his ‘shithole’ locations across the world.

 

The south Tyrone village, which comes from the old Irish for ‘town of the graffiti’, is preparing to launch a 2-day street party in what is being hailed as a ‘new era for area’ by Get Them Oul Til Fook (GTOTF) leader Henrietta Harlot:

“We’ve had a series of bad press over the years due to dubious posters and spray paintings and stuff but this is wonderful news. For a man of that power and prestige to not include us in a list of shitholes is like Christmas all over again. This is just the start of a new era for Moygashel.”

Not all residents agreed with GTOTF’s sentiments with graffiti having already emerged in the village this morning stating ‘We Exist Ye Trumpy Bastid’.

Meanwhile, a decision to start a collection to erect a statue in the village of Trump in honour of his statement regarding shitholes is to be debated today in the carpark of the Dungannon Independent Methodist Church.

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Posted on January 13, 2018, in Dungannon, Moygashel and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. AHAHAHAAH! Thank you!

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