Cow Dung ‘Cooling Properties’ Might Curb Glocal Warming, Says Omagh Scientist

Cow dung on the inside walls and floors of houses in Tyrone, as well as in cars and offices, may be an eco-friendly vision of the future according to Omagh scientist John Graham. 

Graham (61) maintains that spreading cow dung can reduce immediate temperatures by over 5 degrees within 10 minutes. He went on to suggest that it will eventually be used as moisturiser for anyone wishing to keep cool during sticky summer months.

“If my plans are heeded, I project that global warming will be halted for millions of years and might even recede. I covered my car in cow dung and never had to turn on the air conditioning once, helping the environment in doing so. People need to embrace cow dung and save the planet.”

Already, thousands of Tyronnies have been stocking up on cow dung for any imminent heat waves this summer, with many local pharmecuticals vying for the rights to patent new cow dung facial cooling sprays.

Gortin sauna-user Patricia McGrady (44) confirmed that she often uses cow dung on her face during sauna sessions:

“It definitely makes you cooler. When I use it in the sauna three times a week, it feels like I’m just sitting in a normal room. I hate saunas so this is great news.”

Meanwhile the pot hole on the Plumridge main street has been filled in with grass.

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Posted on June 1, 2019, in Gortin, Omagh, Plumbridge and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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