Brand New Second-Hand Car Dealership Opens In Cookstown Amidst Confusion Over Name

A Cookstown entrepreneur has defended his business operation from allegations of making no sense, after his Brand New Used Cars (BNUC) shop opened in the centre of Cookstown last week.

BNUC sold 20 cars last week, all described as ‘brand new’ despite having anything between 30000 and 200000 miles on the clock, with some needing a new exhaust or engine and nearly all with no working lights.

Paddy McClane admits it was a risky venture but is paying off already:

“See, what we do is we make brand new cars but we put in gear boxes that have been driven into shite or engines that have blown several times in its history. But it’s a brand new car because these parts have never all been in the same motor at the same time. It’s a no-brainer.”

When pushed on what parts are specifically brand new, McClane mumbled something under his breath whilst six large alsatians started to slowly move towards where we were standing.

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Posted on October 29, 2022, in Cookstown and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Looks like a money-spinner, but maybe he should call his business New Vintage Vehicles –
    NVV looks far classier than BNUC and graphic designers will soon conjure up an appealing logo that will attract customers with money to launder

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