Steep Rise In Gulpins Linked To Covid Vaccinations Says Omagh Scientist
A 50% rise in gulpins in Tyrone over the last two years has been linked with those who received at least one vaccination, an Omagh scientist with over six years experience with working in a pharmacy has claimed.
Tyrone gulpins were an endangered species during the early part of the 21st century, with most families only having one or two full-blown gulpins within the extended family at any given period. This was in stark contrast to the 1960s-1980s when there were over 4000 gulpins running around the county, some holding high positions in society.
However, the number of gulpins have officially doubled since 2021, with primary schools being forced to identify gulpins from an early age and putting in measures to curtail the spread.
Dr Leo Garland, an expert in Gulpinism, explained:
“It’s them vaccinations.”
The majority of the gulpins appear to be along the county border townlands. Donaghmore have confirmed their first gulpin since 1977.
Derry have also reported a rise in gulpins this year although they’ve always had a high level since the 1800s.
Posted on January 31, 2023, in Donaghmore, Omagh and tagged Donaghmore, gulpin, Omagh. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
Some questions for Dr Leo Garland, the Gulpin expert:
Are there male and female gulpins?Trans-gulpins?
Could Gulpinism be a side effect of Lockdown, rather than vax status?
What was the effect of Brexit and the NIP on the growth of Gulpinism?
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I think Garland was unavailable for questions
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Pity – who needs experts anyway, as brexiteer Gove once said!
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