‘The Middlin Boys’ Ardboe Male Dancers Disappoint Female Audience In Cookstown

Aiming to cash in on ‘The Pleasure Boys’ exposure in recent days, an Ardboe troupe of men, named ‘The Middlin Boys’, made their debut in Cookstown last night in a performance that was described as ‘disappointing’.

The Middlin Boys, which consists of 4 builders, 2 sparks, 2 plasterers, and a butcher, only performed for 25 minutes as one of the performers needed his inhaler. Another member of the group appeared to be drunk and sat on a chair drinking a bottle of Peroni and just took off his cap, throwing it up in the air, shouting ‘yeeeoo’.

A woman in the audience, who wishes to remain anonymous, added:

“Aye it was a bit of a let-down. After seeing them boys in Belfast at the weekend, I was keenly anticipating The Middlin Boys. They weren’t even middlin. It was more like ‘The Shite Boys’. One fella, I think it was a plasterer, just replastered a wall with his top off. He even took a break halfway though and ate a sandwich with a cup of tea. It wasn’t all that appealing, to be honest.”

The Middlin Boys will be performing in Aughnacloy tomorrow night.

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Posted on February 24, 2024, in Ardboe, Cookstown and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Shackin, I tell you, Shackin. Them Culchie boyos can do nathin rite

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