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Thousands Refuse To Get Hair Cut As Rise In 80s Tribute Bands Continues

Barbers and hairdressers across the county are said to be dismayed and worried at the lack of customers in their premises since lock down rules were relaxed.

In what is said to be a related trend, over 300 new 80s tribute bands have been registered in the county, with many groups formed within single households featuring siblings with big hair and imitating bands such as Bon Jovi, Bananarama and Europe.

Coalisland barber John ‘Crowbar’ Timlin fumed at the latest development:

“People would need to wise up. Most can sing for none and although they may look the part I wouldn’t spend a penny on going to see a rake of Gervins singing The Final Countdown. Come and get your hairs cut for feck sake.”

Already, four sisters from Brackaville have received several bookings for their tribute band to The Bangles called ‘Yer Bangles’ after growing seriously big hair over the lockdown, even though three of them are tone deaf.

Meanwhile, a barber in Killyman has been reported for taking a Samurai Sword to customers with more difficult barnets.

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