Monaghan Marathon Runner Rugby Tackled By Tyrone Spectator During Dublin Race

Artist impression of Dublin marathon

Artist impression of Dublin marathon

In what has been described as an unfortunate flashback of the Cavanagh/McManus incident highlighted on RTE by a manic Joe Brolly in August, an unlucky marathon runner from Clontibret was unceremoniously rugby tackled by a Moy spectator just five yards from the finishing line during the Dublin Marathon on Monday, preventing the runner from completing a personal best after his 9th attempt at breaking the four hour barrier.

Although police have refused to charge the Moy marauder, Bingo Hughes is adamant his assailant will pay for his moment of madness:

“I’ll get that boy in the long grass. Funnily enough I’d been thinking that this could happen throughout the whole run. Any time I saw a Tyrone jersey in the crowd I’d be cowering for fear he or she should leap at me without notice. But I didn’t think I’d be vulnerable after 25.9 miles and with a rake of stewards manning the final few yards.”

The tackler in question, Tam Jordan (55), admits the whole occasion got to him:

“To be honest I was just out doing a bit of window shopping looking for dungarees and stuff when I notice this marathon was on. So I watched a bit of it close to the finishing line and as soon as I saw this boy heading for the finishing tape with the Monaghan jersey on him I had this natural impulse to leap out of the crowd and drag the hoor down. I cannot explain it. Then I gave him a couple of digs in the ribs. Mad stuff altogether, like an out of body experience.”

Bingo has since contacted a Dungiven barrister who reportedly rubbed his hands and said something about his appearance fee in Tyrone talk nights doubling yet again.

Bingo Hughes’ official finishing time was 4 hrs and 1 second.

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Posted on October 30, 2013, in GAA, Moy and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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