Ballinderry On High Alert After Derry Championship Exit

This bridge will be blown up, says UN officials

This bridge will be blown up, says UN officials

UN peace-keeping troops are said to be gearing themselves for the worst after Derry prematurely exited the Championship after losing to Longford. Tensions in Ballinderry, which straddles Derry and Tyrone, were said to be simmering late last night with reports of smirking and winking from the Tyrone ones at a higher level than usual. UN officials have warned that they’ll blow up the bridge if it cuts up rough.

The parish, which survived a failed coup by Tyrone last year, has this morning been flooded with vans from news outlets across the globe incuding Sky, CNN and BBC. The Lord Mayor of Lough Neagh, Derryman Leo Salmon, has urged both sides to display a high level of maturity or at least wait until Louth play Tyrone next weekend:

“This time of the year is always tense, sometimes worse than the marching stuff. I witnessed myself the antagonistic activities of the Tyrone ones last night, pretending to be overly nice to the Derry ones in the bar and asking if they wanted a pint whilst smirking. They know what they’re at. If this continues into today it’s inevitable we’ll be dealing with a slapping session. It’s the first slap we need to prevent.”

Ballinderry man but Tyrone supporter Kevin McGurk is adamant there will be no trouble from his side:

“We feel their pain. We really do. I think we went out in June one time too. Back in 1955. “

he said walking off and laughing like a hyena.

Meanwhile, Louth GAA have revealed they sold 5000 jerseys online last night with the bulk of the sales coming from Dungiven, Loup, Swatragh and Bellaghy. This was very much in evidence this morning when reportedly 80% of the congregation at St Patrick’s Church in The Loup doned Louth jerseys during mass.

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Posted on June 22, 2014, in Ballinderry and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Well you can accuse me of jumping on the Bandwagon but my Great, Great, Great Granda was from Louth…………..( Meath actually but it’s close enough).

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  2. You’re jumping on the bandwagon.

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