NEWSFLASH! GREAT NIGHT FOR DRYING!

Aghyaran, earlier

Aghyaran, earlier

The Castlederg Met Office have issued a BROWN warning tonight which indicates housewives and modern househusbands should get the clothes on the line overnight as it’ll be a deadly night for drying with Hurricane Abigail approaching.

Farmers are also urged to cut any overlooked hay as it’ll be bone dry in the morning and ready for lifting.

Strabane woman Nuala McIlhinney revealed she’ll have everything on the line tonight:

“I’d be a woman who doesn’t buy new undergarments that much so the stuff I wear wouldn’t be in great shape. I wouldn’t be seen dead hanging them out normally. But in pure darkness I can dry the whole lot in the West Tyrone air without a care in the world.”

Strabane Council have reminded people that the 10-pieces-of-underwear rule which exists in the town is now suspended following the BROWN warning.

Old people have been urged to stay indoors after five pensioners were reportedly spotted sailing through the air over Plumbridge around 6pm after coming out of bingo. One has landed already near Lissan.

Young people have also been warned not to make faces into the wind as they might stay like that.

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Posted on November 12, 2015, in Aghyaran, Castlederg, Lissan, Plumbridge, Strabane and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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