‘Halloween Was Yesterday’ Joke Sees Ardboe Man As Comic Genius

people-laughing-1mer0h04hkf0a9u5xz2krc7j8wt5kdg9zf8ce5opeuakAn Ardboe marketing strategist working in a Belfast office has wowed his workmates after a comment he made to his boss first thing this morning.

Patsy McGuigan (33) has since completed over a dozen high fives on the back of the quip and is currently planning on a Christmas-themed one.

McGuigan himself explained what he has since labelled ‘probably the greatest moment in my adult life’ in great detail:

“All the way up the M1 this morning I kept thinking about people having to take off their costume make-up this morning and then it hit me. The joke to end all jokes. As the boss walked in this morning I waited til everyone was quiet and then let rip ‘Halloween was yesterday’. Well, people were crying with laughter hours later. I’m a beast.”

Since word of the quip hit social media, McGuigan has already received offers of work from Mrs Brown’s Boys and The Hole in the Wall Gang as well as an approach by Julian Simmons to write his script for his UTV segments.

McGuigan, through his agent who was employed as soon as he got home, will be available to switch on Christmas tree lights or open shops for a small fee.

In related news, McGuigan was subsequently sacked today for workplace harassment.

 

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Posted on November 1, 2016, in Ardboe, GAA and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. McGuigan will make a fortune with the same joke on the twelfth of July

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