GAA To Ask All Counties For £10m Each To Halt Dublin 2-Game Winless Run

cc-images_of_money-eurontoes-390x285Croke Park officials have been dispatched to 31 counties as well as London and New York to kick-start a £300m fund drive to stop the current rut the Dublin senior football team find themselves in after drawing with Galway and losing by a point to Monaghan. 

The money will be used to pay for more coaches as well as getting better cars and superior food for the current senior squad so they train harder. Already plans are in place to use some of the money to buy new Japanese ‘warm balls’ for training that heat up when kicked accurately between the posts, a further incentive for the All Ireland champions.

Tyrone deputy vice treasurer Linda Kelly admitted it might be hard to gather the money for this worthwhile cause:

“Although there is nothing that gives us more pleasure that throwing millions at Dublin, things are tight at the minute. We might have to sell off bits of Garvaghey and get Sean Cavanagh to pretend he’s still a player and do more talks and presentations for a small fee. But we’ll get the money. It’s too important.”

Meanwhile, the Dublin County Board have appealed for calm after the defeat to Monaghan. The Molly Malone statue was pelted with eggs and cocaine and shots were fired at The Spire of Dublin last night as thousands of Dublin fans threatened to ‘head back to the soccer’ if the current slide continues.

Jim Gavin was unavailable for comment.

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Posted on March 26, 2018, in GAA, Garvaghey and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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