Omagh Man Gets Wrong Flight Home. Ends Up In Omaha.

Seamie Corrigan, on plane

Seamie Corrigan, on plane

BY SHENGAS MCGLUMPHIEshengas

A man from Omagh inadvertently found himself 4,000 miles from home when he got on the wrong flight home and ended up in America.

Seamie Corrigan, an unemployed car mechanic from Drumragh near Omagh, had spent a month travelling around Italy trying unsuccessfully to get work as a part-time bullfighter. In his final few days there he received third degree sunburn, and it is thought that when he bought a ticket at the airport in Rome to return to Ireland, when asked his destination he was in so much discomfort that ‘Omagh’ came out as ‘Oma-haaagh’.

“I made a hames of it so I did”, said a shame-faced Corrigan. “I was killed with the sunburn and all, so by the time I got on the airyplane I was getting tore into the duty free like a man possessed. When I got off at the other end the truth is I was wrote aff. I fell into the taxi and just told yer man to take me to Omagh town centre”.

Asked how soon he realised he was in the wrong continent, an indignant Corrigan replied,

“Incontinent? Watch it ye boy. That was just a wee misunderstanding on the plane. I spilled a glass of water on my trousers, that’s all.  Don’t you believe anything different. Anyways, the queues for the bogs on that plane was ridiculous. I was burstin’”.

Looking back, Corrigan realised something wasn’t quite right as soon as he arrived in Omaha in Nebraska.

“I suppose I should have twigged straightaway I wasn’t back in Ireland when it was September and the rain wasn’t throwin’ it down. And the taxi driver was speaking with this really funny accent, saying ‘howdy’ and ‘shucks’ and suchlike, but I just assumed he was from Killeeshil or some place like that”.

The hapless Corrigan only realised the extent of his problem when he went into a local bar to order a drink, and was greeted by a barmaid with a warm and friendly smile who provided prompt and efficient service.

“Ach, Omagh is alright, but some of them wemmin working in the bars have a face like a pishmire. That’s when I knew something had gone badly wrong. And they don’t even have bullfighting in Italy. Some handlin’”.

The incident follows a report just a few weeks ago of a man from the Washingbay area who ended up spending nearly a month in Washington DC before realising he was on the wrong continent over 3,000 miles off course.

 

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Posted on October 2, 2013, in Drumragh, Killeeshil, Omagh, Washingbay and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. This has to be a joke no one can be this stupid!!! what a prat!

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  2. Reblogged this on bbde1604 and commented:
    Omagh really sounds a bit like Omaha .

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  3. Laughed till I cried. I have a friend who passed out and ended up in Mexico. Where they have bullfighting. This was wicked funny.

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  4. What a load of made up rubbish!!

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