‘Who Does He Think He Is?’ Say Parents Of Successful A-Level Son

Smart Rodgers waiting on the postman

Smart Rodgers waiting on the postman

A Dungannon student has admitted he is ‘afraid’ and ‘lonely’ after receiving news he has achieved 4 As in his A-Level results, and is currently considering leaving the country for somewhere like Japan or Denmark for a week or two.

Colin Rodgers, who was described as a ‘quiet and hard-working pupil’ by his teachers and ‘a bit…you know….odd’ by his family, is the first to do A-Levels in the Rodgers’ family history, dating back to 1455. He achieved top grades in Physics, Mathematics, Chemistry and Dance.

His father John, a bouncer outside The Fort Bar, complained:

“Our Colin would need to take a long hard look at what he’s at here. No one in our estate goes out and tries to get good grades in school. That’s just stupid. He’s asking for a kicking and I’m talking about around our breakfast table when he comes down those stairs. Who does he think he is – Graham Norton or something?”

News of Rodgers’ success has spread like wildfire around the greater Dungannon area with reports of graffiti such as ‘Colin’s a dick’ reportedly scrawled outside Curley’s Supermarket on the Oaks Road. Loyal friend and full cousin Kenny Rodgers added:

“I just don’t know him any more. He went off the rails at GCSE, getting nine A* grades and taking up the saxophone. And he never talks about DLA and dole queues and normal stuff like that. It’s like he’s sick or something.”

Colin hopes to pursue his academic studies in Cambridge University in England, studying medicine and law. His father added:

“England’s good enough for him. And when he’s a fully practising barrister he need not expect to come here looking advice on how to fill out forms for claiming stuff like looking after long-dead ancestors.”

The SELB have set up a hotline for anyone student seeking advice on how to cope with good grades.

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Posted on August 14, 2014, in Dungannon and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. This is so ridiculous! Just cause ur not a sucess, does not mean ur children should not be!

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  2. Deadly parenting altogether

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