Pictures Of Pope Francis Replaced By Peter Canavan Again In Homes After Rugby Result

Francis having banter with Irish students during game

Francis having banter with Irish students during game

Pope Francis’ expected trip to Ireland is in jeopardy after Argentina mauled Ireland in the Rugby World Cup today with one leading cleric in the county reportedly telling his mother that ‘he needed be thinking we’ll be waiting on him at the airport’.

Francis, born in Buenos Aires and named Jorge Mario Bergoglio before changing it overnight recently, was allegedly seen jumping up and down and giving the fingers in the Vatican TV room when Ireland’s Madigan missed a penalty in the second half, much to the annoyance of a group of Irish ecological students who had been granted a private audience. Vatican officials confirmed two bodyguards had to evict a Strabane 22-year-old after he became embroiled in verbals and ‘extreme sledging’ with the Pope who reportedly gave as good as he got.

Gerty McCabe, a 54 year old devout Catholic from KIldress, admitted:

“I’ll be giving Mass a miss now for a fortnight. How do ye like them apples, Francis? And it’ll be a long time til I be hanging his picture up again. Canavan’s up on the mantlepiece. I’m sorry Peter for turning my back on you. We can only ask for forgiveness.”

Early reports suggest an off-licence in Dungannon was ransacked immediately after the game and all bottles of Argentinian wine smashed with a message daubed outside reading ‘yer wine is shite, Argentina’. Owner John McCrea lamented:

“Yes, they wrecked my shop. Their wine may be shite, but now it’s in shite.”

Meanwhile a Tyrone GAA backroom team member has been drafted into the Republic of Ireland set-up after they drew Bosnia and Herzegovina in the play-offs for the European Championships. His brief is to find out as much about the girlfriends, wives and mothers of the Bosnian players through social media outlets. A ROI soccer team spokesman added:

“That’s where the Irish rugby team went wrong. This man is meant to be brilliant.”

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Posted on October 18, 2015, in Strabane and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Tremendous. The photo is brilliant. My wife will probably frame it and hang it up so I have to see it everyday. She’s trying to help. For once.

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