Omagh Family Cat Returns Home After Two Months Away, Miaowing In French

951d5513adf6ca4915e450859fa2c8c9Spencer, the 7-year-old cat who disappeared from its home on the Kelvin Road in February, has finally returned home ‘as if it had never been away’ according to his owners.

Remarkably, the Peke-faced Persian now miaows in a French accent, sparking rumours that Spencer may have accidentally boarded a plane at Aldergrove or got the ferry across to France.

Tommy Winters, who bought the cat off a man near Bundoran in 2012 for £300, admitted that, although they were delighted to see Spencer again, he had changed somewhat and now spends his time womanising around the estate.

“Because of his French miaow he seems to think he is someone now. And to be fair, the women cats are loving it. He’s just not the same cat though around the house and almost looks at us with disdain, walking around the house in a cool way like John Travolta.”

Winters revealed that Spencer had now acquired a taste for expensive cheese and steak tartare with onions.

Meanwhile the PSNI in Omagh have appealed again for local men to think twice before taking their tops off during this good spell. Seventeen complaints were made to the police yesterday regarding ‘unsightly standing’ at street corners.

 

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Posted on April 23, 2019, in Omagh and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Spencer was obviously spooked by Brexit and decided to take advantage of FOM while he could.

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