Sean Cavanagh’s Hair Gel Fails RTE Risk Assessment

808807-e1501691361854Kerry’s Tomás O’ Sé has privately admitted to friends and family that he fears for his life after it emerged that Sean Cavanagh failed a Health and Safety check in RTE studios.

Cavanagh, who denies any behind the scenes deal with famous hair gel giants, failed a risk assessment test on Sunday before the programme went live. A lit match above the Tyrone legend’s hair managed to engulf the whole studio in flames for 4 seconds, scarring O’ Sé’s already naturally singed brows.

An RTE insider told us:

“Cavanagh would need to wise up. It’s ok being the professional women’s favourite but to put the whole studio at risk is reckless. Tomás has an appeal to the agricultural woman so he just rocks as he is and it is a whole lot safer.”

The Moy’s less defensive Cavanagh has repeatedly denied any deal with hair gel giants Brylcreem but insiders believe he may soon slap on gel live on TV to promote his own brand of homemade hair stuff.

Cavanagh will appear in future shows though RTE have promised to have extra fire extinguishers on hand under punishing studio lights.

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Posted on June 26, 2019, in GAA. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. i appreciate Cavanagh’s problem and the dilemma for RTE studios.
    Am by no means confident my own hair gel would ever pass the fire test – were I ever invited to take part in an RTE programme – which is most unlikely.
    So i carry on regardless with my favourite brand!

    Just don’t flick a cigarette lighter near me!

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