Clarkes Evoke Jack Charlton “Granny Rule” Ahead Of Championship Final

Dungannon, this morning

Tyrone Tribulations understands that Dungannon Thomas Clarkes GAC has already evoked “The Granny Rule” which became famous in the 1990 World Cup by Jack Charlton and his charges in order to capitalise on the foreign national population currently living in the town, and has done so without the blessing of HQ at Croke Park

We understand multi-lingual flyers have been placed in Moy Park, Linden Foods and Powerscreen to name but three local businesses in an attempt to secure all potential talent.  We caught up with raising gaelic star Paolo Cuineihera for his thoughts

“ach well aye, I’ve been togging out for Donaghmore for the last three seasons and Dungannon haven’t taken heed of me yet, and me LCC top scorer three weeks running this year.  It seems as if they just want to branch out and grab anyone they can in a bid to get one up on Trillick and rub their faces in it for that defeat in the intermediate championship a lock of years ago.  Its tara hi”

It is understood that Clarkes backroom staff have approached a number of experts at an MMA gym for “special assistance” but denied this was anything to do with potential violence, despite the fact mannequins with Matty Donnelly’s head on them have been spotted in the Clarkes changing rooms.

Trillick has declined to comment, other than to shout “Hon te buck Fermanagh” at this shocked reporter.

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Posted on September 18, 2020, in Dungannon, Trillick and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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